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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7157 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!
