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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1690 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 686 |
Emeralds Found: | 192 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!