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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6881 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!