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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3318 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!