yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Star Shards Collected: 252
Villages Defended: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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