Server with mods. To play with friends
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3276 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 114 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4354 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 182 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Features |
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| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2301 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 364 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6969 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 737 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
