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| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9994 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
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