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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5319 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4780 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5526 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6488 |
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