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| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
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