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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7689 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 972406 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
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