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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1929 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
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