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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6491 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
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