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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6381 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7655 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
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