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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8542 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
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