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| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
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| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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