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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Potions Brewed: | 179 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9251 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
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