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| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1747 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
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