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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5137 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
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