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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3569 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
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