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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1826 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
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