Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

Adapt, Buttons.., CAR, changes, Desktop, Ford, Henry, Henry Ford, incel, knobs, LEVERS, linux, loonix, Mac, Minecraft, MS, neets, os, pedals, Productive, smp, tranny designers, Users, visits, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	249727	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2079	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	8619
Crops Grown:	1616	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	868
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4966	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	0

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	2099
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	35071	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com