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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1778 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 355 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!