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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5130 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!
Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!
