Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

Adapt, Buttons.., CAR, changes, Desktop, Ford, Henry, Henry Ford, incel, knobs, LEVERS, linux, loonix, Mac, Minecraft, MS, neets, os, pedals, Productive, smp, tranny designers, Users, visits, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3980	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Love Letters Sent:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2095
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Emeralds Found:	7113
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	73
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Enchantments Applied:	174
Emeralds Found:	4448	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3366	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	3071	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	2375
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!