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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1449 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!
Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).
We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!
So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!
