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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7745 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8454 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
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