Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Dragon Scales Harvested: 424 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Farms Harvested: 195
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Farms Harvested: 112
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 147
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Potions Brewed: 155
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7632 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 7892
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 153 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Chimeras Created: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1844
    Runes Activated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2793 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Animals Bred: 133 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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