Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Crops Grown: 1811 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 New Chunks Explored: 380570
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Emeralds Found: 1815 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 287
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Dimension Hops: 9
    Potions Brewed: 143 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4544 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Crops Grown: 6935
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Potions Brewed: 93 Players Killed by Monsters: 5566

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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