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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	264	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	193
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	9544

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	86	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7782
Players Killed by Monsters:	4029	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	1162	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6262	Emeralds Found:	3718
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	78	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1268	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	267
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.