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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	537	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	3732	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	273
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1238
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8326

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	1841	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	653415	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4357

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	212
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).