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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1192 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 208 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a llama in a telenovela.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.
