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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5965 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.