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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	505031
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	135

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.