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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Dragon Eggs Found:	5245
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ores Mined:	8888	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	449
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	1699
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9466	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.