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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3414 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.
