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Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, controversial, Corruption, discrimination, Enslavement, Ethics, Goblins, Greed, Jastor Gallywix, Jastors, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, morality, Party, Politics, power, questionable decisions, questionable morals, racism, Server, social commentary, society, thrall

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

Anarchy, BASICALLY, Behavior, Brazil, Chaos, Civil, Corruption, culture, disgrace, Governance, Government, India, lawlessness, Minecraft, norms, Order, rules, smp, social structure, societal breakdown, societal norms, societal rules, society, Surprising

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PornstarProgeny SMP

adult entertainment industry, childhood experiences, childhood memories, children of pornstars, children of sex workers, emotional challenges, family dynamics, family relationships, growing up, impact on children, parental influence, parental occupation, parental profession, PornstarProgeny, psychological effects, smp, societal perceptions, stigma, taboo subject, unconventional upbringing, unique upbringing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crops Grown:	7135	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TongueBrusherCraft

daily routine, dental care, dental habits, dental hygiene, dental routine, mouth cleaning, oral care, oral health, tongue brushing, tongue brushing benefits, tongue care, tongue cleaner, tongue cleaning, tongue cleaning techniques, tongue cleaning tools, tongue health, tongue hygiene, tongue hygiene tips, tongue maintenance, tongue scraper, TongueBrusherCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, donation, drone initiative, Dutch, european union, financial assistance, foreign affairs, funding, innovation, international aid, Investment, military technology, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic alliance, Support, Technology, Ukraine, UkraineDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	456831	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sky Boat Adventures

Adventures, air travel, aircraft, airmail, Aviation, boat, boats, Communication, Delivery, global trade, innovation, interconnected world, LOGISTICS, mail, Maritime, Ocean, Planes, postal service, shipping, SKY, Technology, Transportation

Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Divine Spears Created:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	122
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

2 More Days Minecraft Server

2 more days, Anons, anticipation, BELIEF, countdown, Days, Event, FAITH, Get right with Jesus, Hope, Minecraft, October 9th, Online Community, Perhaps perhaps perhaps, PRAYER, Redemption, Religious, reminder, salvation, Server, spirituality, Upcoming, Website

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fan culture, Gaming, interactive content, internet celebrities, Japanese idols, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, online communities, online personalities, pop culture, smp, Space, Stars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers, ホロスターズ

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	3720
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2258

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyAccidents

accidental discovery, accidental invention, Breakthrough, chance creation, CraftyAccidents, creativity, discovery, eureka moment, fluke invention, fortuitous discovery, game changer, historic accident, innovation, lucky accident, remarkable invention, serendipity, stroke of luck, unexpected success, unintended creation, unintentional innovation

Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	818	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PuppyPanicCraft

accident, accidental injury, Apology, emergency vet, friend’s dog, Friendly, game night, golden retriever, Guilt, hyper dog, minor injury, Panic, panic mode, perspective, PuppyPanicCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, second guessing, selfish, stepping on paw, vet visit, yelp

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyHacksMC

Clever, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, Helpful, hidden, ingenious, innovation, life hack, organization, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, secret, Surprising, Time management, Tips, Tricks, unknown, useful

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crops Grown:	4209
Animals Bred:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42