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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5419 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2546 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
u might be thinkin, “what da heck does dat even mean?” well let me tell ya, it means we got some crazy cool stuff goin on in dis server. like, u can build a heart-shaped house and it will actually pump like a real heart! how cool is dat?!
not only dat, but we also have special potions dat can cure heart failure in da game. so if ur character is feelin a little weak, just drink one of dose potions and u’ll be back to full health in no time!
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da Atrioventricular Coupling in Heart Failure like never before! trust me, u won’t regret it!