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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6084 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7864 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?