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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2971 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?