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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2061 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.
so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?