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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1409 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!