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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5584 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 182 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!