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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3628 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 200 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 271 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!