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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2607 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 153 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!