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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5498 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!