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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8398 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 117 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4222 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!