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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7419 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 248 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8842 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!