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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1134 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1958 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!