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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5001 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!