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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7515 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Magic Items Found: | 4153 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of soaring through the skies in a top-secret stealth bomber while also enjoying the luxury of never having to pay a medical bill again. Who needs diamonds when you can have unlimited healthcare at your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil dragons with your trusty diamond sword. And did we mention that all players receive a pet panda that can do the moonwalk on command?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have B-2 bombers, free healthcare, and dancing pandas all in one place?